Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

Left-handed taco

Food play based sex act involving spicy salsa. Preferably performed in the back of a rented vehicle.

I just offered a left-handed taco for his birthday. He was excited.

by KD123 July 15, 2016

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!

Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance

by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016

right-handed flamethrower

aright wing Republican patriotic nut, but one still not far right enough for alt-rad right groups such as the KKK

as a Republican leaning Jew, the most towards the radical right I can go politically is to be a right-handed flamethrower; further than that , not only do I personally not want to go there, but I won't be welcomed by the KKK

by Sexydimma November 22, 2016

jens handell

Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.

- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!

by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016

carter hance

A weak ass person who ain't gonna do shit, the biggest fuck boy on this earth who usually thinks he's a tough ass

Carter Hance is the biggest fuck boy ever that ain't bout shit

by Fuck head 69 February 3, 2017