half committing

When you are making out with someone and they don't put their tongue in your mouth or keep it in theirs. Their tongue is just uncomfortably halfway.

Oh yeah johnny is definitely a half committing kisser. He's terrible.

by IconLivin January 12, 2018

half mung

A half erect peni

I woke up today with a half mung

I go to work in the morning with a half mung

Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung

by DIMI LOVES THE February 20, 2015

Half-Bisexual

A sexuality term made to tell someone you're either straight or gay, with an extra sprinkle of stupidity of confusing the already confused human being talked to .

I'm Half-Bisexual ! I think I'm so cool being either one of two things that already exist, because that's quirky !

by ThyHeadIdiotOfThemAll November 4, 2022

half-movements

a word used for when being attacked by a yute.

Danick you large headed octopus don't come at me with them half-movements.

by lingolobster March 20, 2017

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

half pillar

When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid

"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"

by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013

half couch

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.

"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."

by HazyKushen May 18, 2016