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A guido is a hot italian with a blowout who girls such as myself find irresistably attractive. They hang out in clubs and they have blowouts. A guido always has his hair done in a blowout and wears clothes that probably cost as much as some people's cars. They drive BMW's. They are hot peices of ass.
A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
by barbara * December 28, 2005
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A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.
A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005
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Guido

Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.
"That dude just stole my date!" "Well... he is a guido, how can you compete?"
by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010
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The hottest things ever to be on this earth!!! Slamming bodys and nice tans. How can anyone not like them they are so hot!!! All those guido haters are just jealous. Only italians can be guidos.
Look at how hot that guido is!!!
by Alyssa smith December 29, 2006
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Gild

Gild=God I Love Dick, God I Love David, God I Love Dinosaurs. Basically anything that starts with the letter D can be put at the end and you can say "God I Love (Anything that starts with the letter D) " Saying GILD puts you into the GILD Clan, basically means you love dick.
"GILD!" "God I Love Dick, it's so good, especially Gabe's." "God I love... DICK!" and also randomly yelling GILD.
by Sirnicholas666 May 14, 2011
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Guido Braid

Braid stemming from nape of the neck, curves around to front on top of shoulder, similar to rat tail.
That wetback's guido braid puts my salon styled hair to shame.
by cola101 March 5, 2009
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Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!
by Mamacoug! August 30, 2010
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