goat me up

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

by gotgoats?321 April 17, 2010

Goat out

To be fucked anally by a goat, and then the Goat pulling out. It is used on Pornography sets of which animal fucking is going on and to ensure the 'fuckee' is aware that the animal (ie.goat) is clear of entry.

*Goat is fucking human... Goat pulls out*
Director: "GOAT OUT"

by Jezzmeister September 11, 2010

Demitri Goal

The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.

Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.

Jason "That was such a demitri goal".

by merhotty91 April 29, 2008

pullin the goalie

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

Hat on a Goat

A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.

John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...

by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021

Goatse

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007

goaticorn

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.

My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!

by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006