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Rural gimp

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street
Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'
by Bourne Boy July 1, 2009
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T-gimp

The foreskin of a turkey's penis.
A usual cajun turkey boil will contain ingredients such as turkey neck bones, T-gimps, and liver.....Delicious!
by BrnOnThaBayou September 26, 2012
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Hysterically gimped

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.
Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder
by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014
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Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017
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chili gimp

Noun.

Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.
Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.
by dougie shitmore November 17, 2019
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Bunker Gimp

A standard gimp that lives in your bunker, instead of your dungeon, to make the apocalypse spicey.
My ass is sooo torn up from the family bunker gimp pounding I've been taking. I don't know how much of this BGD I can handle.
by Banana Hammie December 13, 2019
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skimpy gimp

A really well dressed, slutty individual often under the influence of alcohol.
‘Omg Maddy, you’re such a skimpy gimp!’

‘Jack just had a sippy sip, he’s on the road to becoming a skimpy gimp’
by brittanyspears April 26, 2020
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