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Gary Ewing

The middle and misplaced Ewing son from the shows "Dallas" and "Knots Landing". Gary was artistically inclined and favored by his mother Miss Ellie while being bullied by older brother J.R. and disowned by father Jock. Gary ended up running away a few times from his home and his wife Valeen before finally settling down @ Knots Landing with the help of his brother Bobby and Miss Ellie. Gary rarely returned to Dallas on account of J.R. and his new troubles @ Knots Landing.
"Gary never fit in on "Dallas" but blossomed on "Knots Landing" with Valeen.
Gary Ewing by Chris Ewing August 25, 2005

first gear 

adjective: a lazy, drifting shuffle, usually performed by directionless, lower class people who have total lack of ambition and an oblivious disregard for people in a hurry. Commonly seen in parking lots, busy intersections, and Wal-Mart.
"Can you believe the crackhead driving that hoopty snatched my parking space 'cause those biatches was strolling across the lot in first gear?"

"Dayam!! I'll never make this light with those losers crossing the street in first gear. Get a fucking job!"
first gear by psychobabble July 29, 2008

Meghan Gary 

Irish Meat Flap.
Your meghan gary is pretty harry.
Meghan Gary by yourbestie08 December 6, 2009

Switch Gears 

An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.
Alex:this project sucks
Schielke:Ok,lets Switch Gears
Switch Gears by The Schielkmiester October 12, 2018

to go metal gear 

phrase derived from the popular video game Metal Gear Solid, which means to act in a stealthy manner, usually used when someone is attempting to avoid someone; another variant of this is to "go Spliter Cell" based on the new stealth video game of the same name.
1)That annoying asshole was looking for me, i had to go metal gear to get away

2)My brother was looking for me, so I went Splinter Cell and hid behind the counter.
to go metal gear by Koopa January 3, 2003

doing the gary 

when u "do the gary" on someone, its means that u r trying to chat them up, usually when u r chatting someone up out of ur league
"check out that guy do the gary on that chick!"
doing the gary by nick April 24, 2004