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George W. Bush

The worst thing to happen to America since the outbreak of AIDS.
Do not vote for George W. Bush!
by BigLJ March 24, 2007
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George W. Bush

verb.
to refuse to pull out, especially during sex. This word is a reference to president George W. Bush's unwillingness to pull out of the War on Iraq.
Brady:So how was the sex with that fine bitch last night?
DeVane:Well, it was good for me, but she said I might as well call it quits for the night, but i said hell no, and I George W. Bushed that bitch!
Brady: Damn, if I ever see a pussy in real life, maybe I'll be able to do try that!
by Brad Les July 31, 2008
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george w. bush

The biggest waste of human flesh known to mankind. If you don't agree then you are an even bigger waste of human flesh.
george w. bush doesn't even deserve to have his name capitalized, he is a pure waste.
by Faye Roller April 22, 2008
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George Washington

First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!
by Glastonbury Dex August 5, 2007
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George Lazenby

Australian born actor given the difficult task of being the first non-Connery 007. Much hated by many who haven't read On Her Majesty's Secret Service, he had the doubly difficult task of being the only Bond to genuinely fall for a girl, a trait that goes against a regular Bond story.

Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.

His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Guy 1: Dude that George Lazenby sucked. He needs a chick to save him from thugs? come on!

Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.

Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.

Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.

Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
by Bubblybrook July 25, 2006
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George W Bush

stupid idiot dumb fool douche fucktard wanker cock dipshit ridiculous lazy cunt are all definitions of George W Bush. Maybe you can find more.

I just bought the Oxford Dictionary of the George W. Bush Language.
by titties6666 April 25, 2009
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george w. bush

Despised asshole warmonger who can't do his job right.
George W. Bush is an asshole warmonger who most people, even outside the U.S. hate even more, despite being reelected, though something is fishy about it everytime Bush gets elected as president. Bush sends U.S. soldiers to Iraq who even had nothing to do with it, but it's still going on. Stupid ass.
by Mr. Gonzales September 13, 2007
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