by Dapes the staint hustler February 18, 2025

by sapandley February 16, 2024

A product that actually EXISTS. Not just for removing semen from keyboards as LHSraiders mentioned back in 2010.
I accidentally spilled a puddle of candle wax all over my desk, so I sprayed some Goo Gone on it, and it came off easily.
by Yoshi128k July 27, 2021

Nutting on someone's upper lips and letting it run down the sides of the mouth till it connects on the chin then drips down to make one cum string
by Mr telly February 17, 2025

Teacher: Ok class. Now how would an elephant banana a computer without the use of a refrigerator?
Student: Ooh! Ooh! I know! The fring the goo exctractulator!
Teacher: Correct!
Student: Ooh! Ooh! I know! The fring the goo exctractulator!
Teacher: Correct!
by Rubix_Ninja_53 March 13, 2024

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

gross and ew at the same time. something horribly nasty looking you just have to drop to your knees and assume the fetal position.
by captain sexy March 15, 2005
