Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

by KKK Here to Stay! May 05, 2011

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Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 15, 2022

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NIGGA I WILL SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

NIGGA I WILL SLAP YOU FAT ASS NIGGA STFU made by S

Ok bet fight me nigga I will slap the fuck out of you brian

by GSJHGEGJGJUS October 12, 2020

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What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

When in English this sentence sound very funny... in Hebrew it's very common between friends.

When it's sound like the sentence connected to sex it's actually doesn't.

the meaning is kind of "sware to me" when someone say something you find hard to be true but deep inside you know it's probably true.

a. I fucked very hot girl in the club bathroom!
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

a.I sew your girlfriend kissing with someone else..
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)

by MuGi September 21, 2010

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why don't you fuck right off

A more defiant way of saying fuck off, typically used for emphasis or to sound like the smartass you're saying it to.

Smartass: Well uh, I know that that actually isn't true because—
Pissed Guy: Why don't you fuck right off!?

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 26, 2017

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

What a twitch streamer says when a little kid insults him for murdering him.

kid: ur garbage kid
Streamer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, WHY ARNT YOU IN SCHOOL

by urmmommgey December 01, 2021

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Are you fucking me in the ass right now?

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.

Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

by Eisenhower June 25, 2017

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