Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.

Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass

by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016

Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

James ford

midget oompa loompa in charlie and the chocolate factory

hey look its a james ford!

by FattyBoomba67 April 27, 2022

ford

meaning fucking old retarded dumbass

when you hate people who own fords and your buddy owns one you fucking old retarded dumbass

by shandumbass January 4, 2022

ford diesel

A person who has sds (small dick syndrome).

Yo, Gillespie drives a ford diesel.

I feel bad for him. Hopefully they come up with a cure for it.

by fetty wap69 March 26, 2016

Northbattle ford

A town of whites trying to be native American or black

Tom "what's up my nigg..."
Tom got shot.
Fuck Northbattle ford

by Wigga69696 October 23, 2019