Cayden Forde

Cayden is person who is bad at a guitar

Cayden Forde uh oh spaghettioititotitttiotoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by ianboomer October 21, 2019

betty ford speedball

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.

I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball

by Gunt chuck May 2, 2018

Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.

Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass

by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016

Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.

Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.

by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022

Ford

"FOUND ON ROAD DEAD" and quits when the going gets tough.

Every Ford only works when the going is easy.

Ford has always left me high and dry.

by Realtinman November 2, 2022

Ford Taurtoise

Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.

If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

James ford

midget oompa loompa in charlie and the chocolate factory

hey look its a james ford!

by FattyBoomba67 April 27, 2022