Minion Grandma

Minion Grandma is an elderly minion with silver hair orignating from the country of Minionsia. She speaks in only Minionese which is understand by very few, including Flumgus. Flumgus is Minion Grandma's best friend.

Gru: Where is that little old lady minion??
Minion 1: Agagabogoaboooggoa
Gru: Oh, that's where Minion Grandma is..

by Flumgussy July 17, 2025

grandma

Most of them are pretty nice like mine but mine hates it when anyone drinks cold water 😭 🙏

Grandma: If you drink cold water then you will get cavities
Science: no

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 10, 2025

Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.

After leg day I was full grandma spec

by Icyboner October 1, 2025

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)

Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse

by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025

Grandma's on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

-"oh did I tell you about.. never mind I shouldn't say.."
- "Grandma's on the fence here bro just say it."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025