floxunator

noun: a person in charge of roof top lighting at tall buildings

that floxunator did a wonderful job with the rooftop christmas lighting on the sears tower

by babbakaram December 4, 2010

Floatee

A person who has risen time and again to a higher position at work despite their complete lack of skills. Like a piece of fecal matter that refuses to be flushed away, this 'floatee' not only keeps their job, but keeps going to the top.

Tom got to be network president by being a floatee and surviving the recent firings. No matter what he does, this floatee still rises to the top...

by Schmeckleman December 13, 2010

Floating pizza

Floating pizza comes from the group called da "Meatballz". And it means, when da pizza floats. And when da "Meatballz" get "it in".

Shit girl, we're getting floating pizza this evening

by dameatballz March 31, 2011

Floating Orgy Fuckfest

A sea cruise, loaded with many, unattached single people.

When Jill finally contacted Mike after getting is phone number, he was already about to go sailing on the Floating Orgy Fuckfest, and she was afraid he might hook up with someone else

by AccidentalDestiny February 2, 2013

floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 23, 2013

Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

Float a stink egg

To fart, pass gas out of your rectum, flatulence,

“What is that smell did you just float a stink egg”

by ratt7288 June 14, 2013