freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

Feeling Fluicidal

The event in which one with a flu of any kind feels suicidal, due to the suffering they're going through. People want to end their suffering and escape being ill. Vomiting, fatigue, dehydration, tremors, severe muscle pains, and diarrhea are the main causes of making someone fluicidal.

Tim has been out of school with the flu. Last night, I noticed that he updated his facebook status stating that he was feeling suicidal. He sure was Feeling Fluicidal.

by Teeler2010 June 20, 2010

Feeding the Bieb

Anytime you listen to Justin Bieber songs just to make fun of them.

I always make my friends listen to Justin Bieber's Baby, but I cant help but feel like I'm just Feeding the Bieb.

by sqegimo123 January 5, 2011

feeding biscuits to a Bear

Wasting time

Stop Feeding biscuits to a bear

by Eid the kid May 18, 2017

Feeping

A sad, confused fap

Ive been thinking of stacy all night and feeping to our text

by The_feeping-police September 18, 2020

Feeding the goat

1. Sneaking around in highschool to do drugs, have sex, or other forbidden activities. Common in agricultural areas. See also "Feeding the cow" "Feeding the sheep" and so on.

"My parents have no idea. I just tell them we are feeding the goat."

by Jackassjones September 27, 2020

Feeling a wee bit peckish

A state of being of nearly insatiable hunger. Being a wee bit peckish might require more than six large fridges worth of food. After the blind rage the peckishness sends one into they'll likely fall into a food coma. Usually a human body is enough to quench the hunger of the victim.

Person A: Ayy bro, I'm feeling a wee bit peckish

Person B: *Begins running*

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022