flamin' gator

Butt sex: because it's like if a alligator stuck his nose up your ass and blew flames out!! thats how amazing it feels! NOT!!!!

My man wanted to do the flamin' gator last night! I said "HELL NO!!"

by kikilea September 21, 2009

flamington

A person who acts, looks, and attempts to be racy, but absolutely fails. Racy acts such as wearing revealing clothing or no clothing in public.

Oh look at you wearing no clothes, you are such a flamington!

by AhuhYeah. October 18, 2010

Flaming Swompenoggle

Someone so ridiculous, annoying, creepy, and horrifying, that there is no way to categorize them as a loser, creeper, ect... because they dont quite fit the bill....

Joe Ward: WANNA HAVE SOME SEX?!?!?!

Me: NO! GET BACK YOU FLAMING SWOMPENOGGLE

by smarterthanhermione November 8, 2010

Flaming Cocktail

During the beggining of sexual intourcourse, the male douses his penis in a gallon of diesel fuel gasoline and proceedes to (preferably with matches) set his member aflame. After this task is completed he continues to manualy insert his flaming member into the woman. He proceedes until the flame is no more.

I am going to give Christine the best flaming cocktail ever.

by fuckmylife97 January 22, 2011

Flaming Pheonix Of Fire

When an object is lit on fire because of a flameing bag of shit.

Im going to throw a fuck Flaming Pheonix of fire at your ass... Beotch!!!

by Meuosp April 25, 2011

Flaming Romanov

The ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second.

Bill: Dammit, my watch died!! I will need a new battery.

Bob: Relax, Bill. My friend Ted will take a Flaming Romanov at 10:02:43 AM...that way you can reset your watch.

by Design_Flaw May 10, 2011

flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.

Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.

by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011