Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

Florida

Hell on earth.
The people are crazy there.
There its 10000 degrees 24/7.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Juan: Oye compadre! ¿Remember when we lived in Florida?
Santiago: *War Flashbacks*
Juan: Bro? Estas alright?
Santiago: ...
Juan: Comp-
Santiago: YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NOT EVEN SOCIETY CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! IM GOING TO BREAK IN SOMEONES HOUSE AND COOK MY BREAKFAST IN THERE! IM GONNA DRINK 7.12 GALLONS OF COOKING OIL! IDGAF ABOUT MY OR ANYONE LIFE! IM GONNA HIJACK A BUS AND DRIVE IT INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO WHICH IS 3.574 MILES FROM HERE!
Juan: He's gone full loco! He's even using the imperial system!

by TF2_Fan69 May 6, 2021

floridain

a dumb fuck named arsenic, he’s so in love with this dude named gabe that it’s kinda gay

luci: oh that guys a real floridain

luca: yeah he is

by fagthatskindagay May 24, 2021

florida sorbet

that good shit...you don't smoke it, you experience it you feel.

damn, that sweet sweet sobs got me like damn daniel that florida sorbet really hit

by millieisbagel May 28, 2021

Florida Friday

When a group of male friends gather on a Friday to do PCP and then fight each other.

Paul: I’m not sure what we could do to celebrate your son’s first communion.
Brian: How about we get the gang together and have a Florida Friday?

by AK50_Update_When? June 1, 2021

Florida

The space between the penis and them balls.

Yo! My florida be sweatin’ right now!

by The Band Ranch June 11, 2021

Floridaverse

A dimension of reality (and possibly a new branch of physics) so infinitely weird, that not only can any weird scenario you can imagine exist, mathematically, it must exist somewhere within the US state of Florida!

Dude, I think I just saw a monky, riding an alligator swinging a king cobra, but obviously, that can't exist.

In the FLORIDAVERSE, it can and must exist!

by Moe Fug Lee August 27, 2021