Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
by ball of niggs October 25, 2023
Get the Egg Whitingmug. She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.
by Eggsbenedicted May 11, 2016
Get the Eggs Benedictedmug. by RockyJJ&HisBoysLilTommy-BigRic October 19, 2017
Get the Stupid Eggmug. When a girl is on her period, and a guy sticks an egg up a girls pussy, punctures a hole in it, and sucks out the egg's contents and her uterine lining at the same time.
by ChineseCreamCheese July 16, 2011
Get the strawberry eggmug. When you have a bad case of the sulphorous wind and you have a bath, causing a knoxious jacuzzi bubble effect
Wife "Holy Moly! Jeff what is that awful stink in the Bathroom ? "
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"
by Woofie Van Dogstar May 12, 2010
Get the Jacuzzi Eggsmug. by Kappa 3 2 1 September 23, 2015
Get the Egg Insertermug. The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.
by ron69becky May 18, 2017
Get the Finch Eggsmug.