Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain

Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.

by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015

bottle drive cocktail

The leftovers from bottles and cans mixed in the bag in which bottles are collected in bottle drives. 99% alcohol backwash

Ew look at all that bottle drive cocktail! Yuck!

by doof102 September 6, 2014

Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you

Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over

by Aloushi May 7, 2015

mormon drive by

When a Mormon cums on all his wives faces in a row.

Did you hear Tim Mormon drive byed his wives?

by Swopx July 15, 2015

Scottish Driver

The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.

At the driving range yesterday, Johnson pulled a Scottish Driver on us.

by Sinh November 10, 2015

Karaoke Drive-by

When you're hitting it from behind, you grab her hair & bunch it up like a microphone, & scream ironic song lyrics in her ear. Then you run away like Axl Rose when he hears the ding of his burrito in the microwave.

Last night, I totally have my girlie a karaoke Drive-by, & I ran all the way to Mc Donald's.

by PunkRockGeek March 10, 2017

Double drive thru

A sex act in which two males insert both of their penises into one woman's vagina, pull out, and then insert both of their members into another woman's anus immediately after, transitioning back and forth between the two.

Damn, I say since this double date is going so well that we go to a hotel for a double drive thru

by Sec c Bois June 16, 2017