Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Bonnet de douche

French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"

El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!

by The Legend of Zorro February 1, 2009

douche magnet

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

Douche Silo

The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them

"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"

by Fireman Don March 15, 2009

Booty Douche

A mad case of Diarrhea.

Man, Rhea, I got the booty douche, again!

by Grasshopper213 September 24, 2009

Tosh.0 Douche

That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode

Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?

Friend: We can hang out.

Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexican poor and uneducated?

Me: *sigh* Yeah... it was kind of funny....

by NobodyCaresThatYouSmokeWeed September 3, 2011

Douche Nugget

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

by JakeS18 February 11, 2010