douchebag

you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.

Girl-
"Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag!"

Guy-
"Dang."

by Pervis Ellis April 7, 2007

douchebag party of one

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS

"douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement.

When you are waiting in the bar for a table for one in a busy eatery and the waitress calls your name.

"-YOUR LAST NAME---- party of one" TRANSLATION IS "douchebag party of one"

your response---- "yes please" with your hand and index finger extended in acknowledgement."

by balad,iraq June 6, 2010

Douchebag

People who breath through their mouths while they talk (mouth breathers), People who pout when they lose the game, people who refuse to play for the team that drafts them, people who go to the super bowl numerous times & can't win, Win and take credence from the RB who actually deserves it, people who are punk ass bitches!

John Elway, douchebag

by myspace.com/enixred December 22, 2008

douchebag

A Bag of Douche. douche is a french word

On day me and my friend were walking through a mall. It was a really rainy day so we were gonna hang out at the mall and breath some fumes, it was pretty fun until some -douchebag- adult got a cop on us, then we were screwed. Ten years later, I'm free!

by The Floop June 20, 2007

DOUCHEBABBA

see "douche"
a hybrid of douche and Kulbabba

see "douche"

by Smitty June 4, 2003

douchebag

mike barker.

wow, mike barker is a douchebag.

by alkalinesolo December 25, 2008

douchebag

someone that does what you want to; someone that stil your girlfriend or boyfriend

Don't steal my gf you douchebag.
That douchebag got my desired position.

by Terrorist Killer #25 October 28, 2006