douche leash 

The leashes worn on the sunglasses of a frat boy or douche bag. Commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes - frat gear. The doucheness is compounded when worn at night.

It's 10 o'clock at night and that frat boy is sporting sunglasses with a neon green douche leash.

douche leash by trinalise November 26, 2011

Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.

"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."

Douche-baggage by Not so shorty August 25, 2012

Douche-Count double check 

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

Douche-Count double check by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

douche tilt

To tilt ones head up in a photo like a douche bag.

"Wow Mike Lieberman is rocking the douche tilt pretty hard in that selfie." (Also using the word "selfie" usually means you're a douche bag.)

douche tilt by Mr. Perfect1 January 11, 2014

Douche-ass 

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.

Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.

Douche-ass by eiwoh May 1, 2014

Douche-Tard 

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.

Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.

Douche-Tard by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014

Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

Douche Johnson by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015