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Distance Thug

1. A person that is a coward in real life, but gathers courage from behind the safety of a computer, phone, or through e-mail. 2. Hackers, spammers, scam artist that take advantage of the Internet to cause harm to others from a distance.
Man, some Distance Thug hacked into my bank account! I wish that little bitch was in front of me right now! I would beat him so badly that he will be crippled for the next 10 lifetimes!
by the2ndflood November 22, 2007
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Disted

to be exagerratedly stupid,high and retarded
Sean: What the fuck is your problem?
Ashton: I'm Disted as hell...fuck cloud 9 i'm on cloud 99 !
Sean: Woww !
by Cloud 99 November 21, 2009
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distinguishment

the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things
Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated.
by leroys December 2, 2010
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Distance Singing

This activity requires two or more people (or just yourself if you are feeling daring). Distance singing consists of bellowing song lyrics from a distance (both close or afar). You have successfully achieved distance singing if you gain very concerned looks from members of the public or if citizens burst into song with you like an episode of Glee or High School Musical.
Person 1: DON'T STOP

Person 2: BELIEVING

Both: HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING

Person 3: Bro, quit distance singing!
by Mollie&Niamh July 27, 2014
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disturbance in the Force

A Sly way of announcing that you have are aroused and may need to leave the room...
Dude: Oh well that`s not good
Sister: What?
Dude: The movie is causing uhh a disturbance in the force...
Sister: Eeeew!!!
by Mjax Majoran January 27, 2016
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Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.
When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.
by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016
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Distraction

What you and your friends call someone (usually a girl) who wear's sexually suggestive clothes. Especially when the person makes you wet or hard (depending on your gender).
Jack: Hey dudes, look over there! It's Distraction!

Andrew: Oh-ho! Damn, 'aint she hot!

Sophia: Oh, it makes me wet just looking at those tights!
by I Totally Like Reading December 2, 2016
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