Fake Depression

Fake depression isn't the actual mental illness that it's associated with and is instead a severe form of autism. Attention-seeking scooter fags, retards, and whores all use fake depression to their own benefit. They usually flex being diagnosed with depression and being medicated. They usually don't verbalize what's causing their depression and would much rather enjoy getting offended when called out for faking depression instead of using their energy towards something more productive or actually helping real depressed people

Retard: Dude, I think I'm depressed I want to cut myself with a butter knife.

Sane person: Do it pussy no balls you have fake depression stfu

by connor <3 hana kpop November 09, 2019

Lonely And Depressed

To be forgotten about or payed no attention too
To have the only person you love hate you

Dude, ever since that day I've been Lonely And Depressed.

by SadBean999 December 05, 2019

Depression Nap

The 3-4 hour nap you take after school because of the homework you know you need to do later.

“Myah can’t come to the phone right now, because she is taking a depression nap”

by Myahsaurus November 01, 2019

sexual depression

When your partner allows you to do whatever to them sexually, but after a time they start protecting their chastity. Causing you to become sexually frustrated and depressed.

Tim's sexual depression started when his girlfriend stopped having sex with him after she converted to Christianity

by iwannadie34 December 28, 2017

chronic depression

Something literally everyone on the internet has.

My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic

...*chronic depression intensifies*

by extremelycorrosive January 23, 2017

Fake depression

Usually some kids who think they are depressed and edgy for listening to Billie Eilish. The often make cringey posts about how they are so depressed and trapped.

Did you see Emily’s gacha video?

Yeah, why?
Its so cool to be depressed!
No, no its not its fake depression

by Napstablook_the_ghost May 28, 2020

Depression session

A group of people in a preferabley dark room, lit by a black light or a dull coloured light, smoking large amounts of marijuana, usually into the early hours of the morning.

Some Guy: "Ok, if we all put in, we can buy a quarter ounce."
Some Other Guy: "Okay, then we'll have a depression session at That Guy's house."

by Tokin' Smokin' July 05, 2006