Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
Get the Diegomug. diego... there are literally no words that could describe him. he's honestly so perfect, he has such a huge heart and is always putting others before himself. He is so charming and caring. He has this smile that is so contagious, his love for you just makes you fall more in love with him, hes everything, just so perfect. he is so amazing, loving, caring, honest, athletic, and overall just perfect. his glasses just fit him so well, his way of dressing is just so AHH, takes your breath away. He’s one of the cutest guys you’ll meet in your life! he swears he's not perfect but every person that meets him sees the exact opposite. hes, someone, you want in your life and don't want to lose, once you meet him, he's someone you NEED in your life, he gives you a sense of protection, love, and comfort. he brings out the best in you and changes you for the better, once you see a notification on your phone and realize it's him, makes you skip a heart beat. overall, his such they guy of your dreams, many people want to be around him but don't realize him, no matter how mad you are at him, get right with him because hes not someone you want to lose. diego if u see this I love you so very much but for every diego you meet don't let him go. <3
by kusyhejkf December 3, 2020
Get the diegomug. Diego is a caring. He's athletic, but not handsome. Diego's have the most beautiful ex's. Diego's are known to text a lot and dont have many friends. Diego will is not selfish and will share whenever he can. He also tends to think he's good and sports but he's not.
by No.clout June 17, 2019
Get the Diegomug. When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.
Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
Get the San Diego Swervemug. by kira ;) January 29, 2019
Get the Diegomug. by Karmas comin August 14, 2019
Get the San Diegoedmug. Diego is the kid who is heartbroken he is known for his fake smiles and his sadness he also has a big dick he can please any woman even your mom.
That's a Diego for sure
by Bwo how u been November 23, 2021
Get the Diegomug.