Croatian Candle Holder

A popular Eastern European sex position. Stand your partner against a wall, face to the wall. Mount them from behend while setting their hair on fire and restraining their hands so that they can't put the fire out.

She: I see Laverne is wearing a wig.
He: Yeah, she and Bruce tried the Croatian Candle Holder last week.

by FerdiT February 6, 2024

Croatia

Cams arseholia

Hey, Fancy taking a trip to Croatia next month?

Sure, what do I need?

Nothing, just bring yourself and a tub of lube

Or

Cam - Where is the challenge set?

Kim - Up your Croatia

by Resnoff March 3, 2024

craftique

It a fusion of craft and unique concepts , it stands for the craft which is unique in itself , its so unique that nobody like that craft.

A craft made of poop resembling statue of liberty is so craftique , its totally a different art

by Raja dankesh kumar March 26, 2024

croatian

someone who has no sense of humor.

damn, this croatian over here is so unfunny.

by sapphirez1 May 8, 2024

Craftminer

One who crafts and mines

Hey dude wanna hop on Minecraft? I’m a massive craftminer

by Rocklagisdumb May 8, 2024

Croatian

People who have the biggest average cock size in the world (22.4 cm).

Person 1: Did you know that he is Croatian?
Person 2: Wow, it means he has a huge cock!
Person 3: Yeah, he pounded me once with his 25 cm long Croatian cock.
Person 1 and 2: Wow! We need some Croatian cock here and now!!!

by the_next_star June 23, 2024

Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024