Cream monster

When you cream on her or him

Your a Cream monster

by VainyBrain May 28, 2021

ice cream

ice cream in cold

ice cream is not good 4 u

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021

cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”

by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019

Cream Cork

When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.

My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.

by El Guepardo May 1, 2023

Mower cream

The delicious result of the Mexican lawnmower

Damn joe next time save me some of Ashley's mower cream

by Dusty croptop February 23, 2020

Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out

My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.

by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018

Cadbury creamed

Getting Cadbury creamed is when you pull someones ass cheeks apart and shove a Cadbury creme egg up someones tight Ass causing the Cadbury creme to crack inside the Asshole due to the pressure put on the egg in the Asshole when the egg cracks the creme from the egg slowly drips out the asshole Making it look like someone came inside the Asshole

Some Random girl-Hey, I got Cadbury creamed last night!

Some random dude-Damn...I dunno you but that sounds pretty hot

by SweetTÖÖTH6969 January 18, 2020