cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.

1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!

by toot toot toot March 22, 2008

vanilla cracker

Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined.
In short, the whiteist kid you know.

Pat: What it is vanilla cracker?

Matt: stfu,hippie

by wald0 January 15, 2009

Head Cracker

People who like to crack heads.

The head cracker hit the man with a pipe wrench and killed him.

by Nader01 December 10, 2012

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005

cracker head

cracker head meaning a white crack head

you know something your right your not a white nigger your a cracker head!

by NLR718 July 16, 2006

Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016

ass cracker

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)

Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!

by Madam Buttcheese May 19, 2007