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Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022
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Related Words
Copid COVID-19 Covid Copium COVID-20 COVID-21 covid-dick copd copia- copious

Piss Copier

When urinating in the office bin and it splashes the side of the photocopier.
Don't touch the side of the Piss Copier
by N all that August 29, 2023
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Post-covid health

What your mental health has become in post-covid worktopia
Where is the dignity of real office work? Worktopia is deadly to your post-covid health
by Sexydimma September 17, 2023
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Human to tiger COVID-19

The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.
THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.

Also known as: HTTC-19
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The Anti-Covid day

the Anti-Covid day is the day we celebrate Covid-19 vanish from this earth on January 5th of 2021 (this is a joke by the way)
It's the Anti-Covid day, so now I can celebrate however the fuck I want covid 19 to be gone, FUCK YEAH!
by FunnyNumbers69and420 December 31, 2020
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me during covid

definition: bored and dumb when covid is a thing. for those of you reading this in the future, IM REALLY BORED PLEASE HELP ME!!
definition: me during covid
example:
random person: whats up
me: it's magically delicious
random: what's wrong with you?
me: anything and everything
random: oh...
me: ...
random: I'm just gonna leave
me: can i get a HOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by basically emo cole May 10, 2021
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