Cooter Cuddle

When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep

“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”

by ScmellyZelly June 9, 2021

cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.

She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.

by Petty Memes April 4, 2019

cootchi cooter

A person who eats vagina and other female body parts

Timmy is a cootchi cooter

by Iehxrgbkyg May 11, 2019

Lemon Cooter

Acidic Vagina

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.

by playplayplay April 19, 2024

Cooter Koolaid

A ladie’s time of the month. Period time.

Did you get your cooter koolaid yet?

by Wack a mole December 11, 2020

cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.

Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE

by KingSpeed December 10, 2016

Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024