Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

by Costco Cooter June 09, 2024

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 05, 2020

shucked cooter

the act of shaving a cooter 🪒

shucked cooter

by IMDeaddd August 21, 2022

Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.

Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.

by Major Pewp May 15, 2023

Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 27, 2017

Cooter-Man

Man who gets large amount of cooter thrown at him

Cooter-Man is a menace

by l4ljavs August 05, 2021