cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM

I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.

by boneboy24 April 19, 2018

coon

Dragonforger

alduin: dragons a coon

by Haczes March 28, 2022

Coon

Someone on uses Urban dictionary as a tool to get folks fired.

Look at this coon spending all this time on Urban Dictionary!

by DefineThisBuddy March 31, 2022

Coon

A coon is a really black nigga who you can not see unless you put a flash light called coon finder 42069.

Where's that fucking coon nigga.
Cant find him
Use the coon finder 42069

by dd osamas lil nigga February 12, 2023

Coon

a kid that is making more money than you

SOMEONE: YOU ARE A COON
ME: I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU

by Lejiboy March 2, 2022

Coon

Something people say is a commonly used racial slur but is only ever used in KKK documentarys

Example:

Jared:hey look that guy is black

KKK man: dirty coon....

KKK man gets beaten up for this and Jared uses his white hat as toilet paper.

You are a coon

by I wrote coon but I'm white lma September 30, 2020

Coon

Used as a derogatory word in antiquity; has in modernity been used as a replacement for sycophant, a meaning for someone who is a kiss-ass, someone who encourages or advocates for a cause that is objectively and subjectively against their own well being in order to supplicate other people’s acceptance.

Despite knowing the policy would hurt people like him, the coon eagerly defended it to gain favor with his wealthy employers.

by Skibidiboppop March 9, 2025