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sans condom 

The act of barebacking a young hooker without a condom after smoking meth and being intoxicated with alcohol.
Going be getting my STI blood test today after I sans condom that hooker last night.
sans condom by Rgy June 30, 2014

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom 

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!
"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.
Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

Flavored Condom 

A gay man who wants to have sexual intercourse with another man, notifying him by giving him a condom as a present. Especially, a flavored condom.
Ben "I got you something cool for your birthday."
Jeremy "Really dude? Thanks, what is it?"
Ben "A flavored condom"
Jeremy "NO BEN! I'm not gay, I will not have sex with you! I like women!"
Flavored Condom by shepj November 3, 2007

hungarian condom

A condom which has been punctured by a needle in order to cause deliberate pregnancy. Frequently used by Hungarian and eastern European women who have sex with douchebags.
Al: I think that eastern European girl I fucked is pregnant.
Mike: Of course it is Al. You are so stupid, always on the phone that you did not realized she used Hungarian condoms on your dumb ass.
hungarian condom by buck neckid ALM September 22, 2011

100 condom challenge 

When a person puts 100 condoms on their penis. When the penis enters the anus or vagina from many condoms friction occurs starting a fire in the anus. They then get the fire extinguisher, stick it in the anus, then spray to stop the fire. What they didn't know was that the fire extinguisher was actually an oil hose starting a mass fire killing everyone.
Did you se that 100 condom challenge, the sex was literally on fire.