Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

computergender

It's a identity when you want to stick your dick in a pc fan.

Mike is computergender. He loves sticking his dick in computer fans.

by Evil moo June 16, 2022

computer

a smart person, opposite of brick

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!

by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022

computer lab

a group of smart people

You guys are a computer lab

by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022

Computer

Fancy way of saying “PC”.

Normie: I play games on my pc
Gentleman: I entertain myself with my Computer

by RaccoonWithInternetAccess November 15, 2022

Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.

Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!

by TJMcurry September 23, 2022

Computer

Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!

"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you

by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022