clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed...is so pissed that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenade, fuck stick, trident, pipe bomb, or a mexican for hire; and use them ezact revenge on the perpatrator.

My friend meeker got pissed clean off once....and now look at 9-11.

by Lindsey Rowles and Luke Stiner May 13, 2005

cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.

This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.

by gmxxxx23 July 7, 2009

clean her pipes

When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...

I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes

by Lion240 June 8, 2018

gucci clean

when something ugly is cool and will make you tie a noose

wow those shoes are gucci clean

by hip boner am i right February 23, 2017

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

Arse-clean shave

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.

Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.

by TheCockDwindler July 1, 2017