first of all new zealand is not communist, second of all she is ugly, third of all she is smarter then your president, by the way shes a priminister. aslo she is not great she signed for the illegal growing of genetically modified corn when the majority of new zealand was cleary anti GE, aslo she hasnt legalized weed so she sux
by guevara April 19, 2004
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by Peter R Loughren November 4, 2009
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by DKproductionss February 7, 2010
Get the Clack mug.1. when an action or event is a combination of both cute and awkward
2. when two men simultaneously cock block each other
3. when someone is awkward with their penis
2. when two men simultaneously cock block each other
3. when someone is awkward with their penis
1. matt and jazzy made a cawkward couple.
2. nick and dan's simultaneous cock blocking created a cawkward situation.
3. don’t do that cory, it’s cawkward!
2. nick and dan's simultaneous cock blocking created a cawkward situation.
3. don’t do that cory, it’s cawkward!
by gordon1535 May 10, 2010
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by .....VS..... September 10, 2011
Get the cameron clark mug.1. A combination-phrase/name of a certain CELEBRITY HAIR STYLIST; the first name JEREMY is thought to be a reference to RON JEREMY. The last name, CLARK, references a popular brand of PIRATE boots and/or footwear.
2. The initials "JC" often imply a royal ancestry that can be traced from JARVIS COCKER to JESUS CHRIST.
3. A combination of the name: JEREMY, derived from the ancient AZTEC (pronounced: Ass-Tech) word for telling a whopper: JEREMIAH. And the word CLARK, which refers to a disguised Super-Hero in a phone booth. IE: "To be a CLARK KENT Lit. Translation: "A Lying-AZTEC-Disguised-as-a-Friendly-Journalist."
4. Can also be used in reference to someone with PROPHETIC powers and a cartoon alter-ego Caped Crusader. Ie: "He who speaketh of naked-ness, yet remaineth caped." From the OLD TESTAMENT Apocryphal Erotic Book Series: "CLARK KENT HAS A HUGE JEREMIAH!" and the NEW TESTAMENT: "THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JEREMY IN CLARKSON."
5. A rumoured SHADOW PIRATE, and devoted PASTAFARIAN disguised as a mellow-mannered HAIR STYLIST from NORTH HOLLYWOOD.
6. A deadly pirate who likes to scalp his victims employing a scissor-move with 2 swords.
2. The initials "JC" often imply a royal ancestry that can be traced from JARVIS COCKER to JESUS CHRIST.
3. A combination of the name: JEREMY, derived from the ancient AZTEC (pronounced: Ass-Tech) word for telling a whopper: JEREMIAH. And the word CLARK, which refers to a disguised Super-Hero in a phone booth. IE: "To be a CLARK KENT Lit. Translation: "A Lying-AZTEC-Disguised-as-a-Friendly-Journalist."
4. Can also be used in reference to someone with PROPHETIC powers and a cartoon alter-ego Caped Crusader. Ie: "He who speaketh of naked-ness, yet remaineth caped." From the OLD TESTAMENT Apocryphal Erotic Book Series: "CLARK KENT HAS A HUGE JEREMIAH!" and the NEW TESTAMENT: "THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JEREMY IN CLARKSON."
5. A rumoured SHADOW PIRATE, and devoted PASTAFARIAN disguised as a mellow-mannered HAIR STYLIST from NORTH HOLLYWOOD.
6. A deadly pirate who likes to scalp his victims employing a scissor-move with 2 swords.
Girl 1: "I hear he has a large JEREMY...."
Girl 2: "And I love that he wears CLARKS... I'd let him walk all over me!"
Favorite Quote: "I am not JESUS. But I have the same initials....
Overheard in a bar: "Jeremy Clarked in my face last night right after he took all my BOOTY. After which he dubbed me his one-eyed PIRATE PRINCESS and smacked me in the nose with his SWORD.
Response: "That's DIRTY Sanchez. Go wash your face."
Girl 2: "And I love that he wears CLARKS... I'd let him walk all over me!"
Favorite Quote: "I am not JESUS. But I have the same initials....
Overheard in a bar: "Jeremy Clarked in my face last night right after he took all my BOOTY. After which he dubbed me his one-eyed PIRATE PRINCESS and smacked me in the nose with his SWORD.
Response: "That's DIRTY Sanchez. Go wash your face."
by MR JERKY LACE January 22, 2010
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