Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.

"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."

by Ime Daman August 5, 2008

christmas faced

to get completly wasted on christmas eve or on christmas day

shit im christmas faced hand me another present

by ohya babydontstop December 23, 2008

christmas'd

stelaing decorations off someones lawn and decorating someone elses lawn then blsating christmas songs while havin the subs maxed yelling merry christmas

1. you just got christmas'd bitch
2. hey craig i just christmas'd your bitch ass.

by frostys left nut December 13, 2009

Christmasturbator

One who gives a gift of semen, unbeknownst to the receiver. Oftentimes the receiver believes it to be lotion wrapped in an unusual receptacle.

Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"

by DReyePoPPin December 22, 2009

Christmas newb

When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.

Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"

by BigButtikis December 25, 2009

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.

Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.

by optional jesus November 23, 2011