Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.

While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.

by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023

Chicago brunch

Ass eating

This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch

by Brunchfan October 4, 2023

Chicago black hole twister

When you put cum inside one’s genitals and proceed to pull off their nipple and drink the milk when they lactate. then they proceed to get a surgery on their knee and put their milk inside until it explodes. then you get your neighbor named Timmy and proceed to open his rectum and get the booty crumbs, then proceed to fuck to fuck someone until a black hole appears and sucks up everybody including the earth.

David: bro I just gave Bonnie blue the Chicago black hole twister, dude it was crazy

Bonnie blue: *autistic noises*

by The Chicago menace July 2, 2025

chicago baptism

Walking in the door and getting hit in the head with a fairly large dildo.

I loved Ebon’s story of his Chicago Baptism, as told on Late Night with Seth Meyers on June 19th 2024.

by ms2023 June 20, 2024

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Southside of Chicago

Dangerous side of Chicago, full of shootings and dangerous wars. - Stay away at all means.

Ay foe, dem niggas onna southside of chicago crazy asl.

by .3mxi December 28, 2024

Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes

Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025