A person of an asian background that believes in consciousness over coochie/ discernment over d*ck but is slowly dragged into intercourse by their significant other.
You dirty-chan it was so obvious
by Bigbutbob September 11, 2021
The Japanese term for Big Brother, however scientists have determined that in the world of anime when Onii Chan is heard there is a 67.2% probability that Big Brother will have become a Sisterf**ker before the end of the series.
by Hachio February 19, 2023
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by 456AtabavA343 June 03, 2025
Dam bruh mr chan has been really sad lately, I wonder if its cuz his job sucks or maybe its cuz his students drive him nuts.
by 1999 Toyota Corolla October 04, 2022
by The best bisexual August 31, 2021
An Asian man with no self respect who perpetuates negative Asian stereotypes to gain approval from white people and western media.
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
Ned is a Chinese-American Uncle Chan. He doesn’t speak mandarin and doesn’t eat Chinese food because he is ashamed of his heritage.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
by ebilnoob December 16, 2024
by mikumikuuu June 23, 2022