calamity

anything with fucking rapidfire

Dude 1: fuck that calamity with the rapidfire!

Dude 2: why would you use the calamity?

by Whiner32134 July 3, 2011

calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

by Anthony Li September 5, 2011

callum green

Someone who loves a huge phat Shlong right up his ass and is a lucky shit at Fifa. He's a mad baller at Harrowby and fux bitchez

He's Definatley a callum green

by jdsvbagdiansiajdbaidb December 1, 2016

callum gray

Callum Gray is a name for somebody who is simple minded and who get angry extremely fast. He also doesn't think before he acts and says whatever is on his mind.

Person A - *Pushes somebody over for no reason *

Person B - "Oi, stop doing that. Your turning into a Callum Gray!"

by xX_Anonymous_Xx87 March 5, 2017

Mount Calm

WARNING: Clayton goes to school here! A small town in Texas where if you blink you miss it.

Mount Calm has a student named Clayton

by NoBody_NoZe December 10, 2013

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

Callum

A cunt, a disrespectful prick that needs to sort himself out and realise he won't get any where in life being a dippy fucking twat. He has a fucked up body and needs to sort out his belly button.

Who's that over there?
Looks like shit

Oh wait it's callum

by Bobbyy12356862156778743 January 23, 2015