Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

Sonic and Cream

Similar to Netflix and chill.

Me : Yo Girl wanna Sonic and Cream ?

Girl : I wanted to sonic and cream all day.

by Vollkommenheit. November 26, 2019

cream whiskers

pubes that have been ejaculated on

damn, i was really into it until i saw the cream whiskers i left on her

by bitchluva123 May 2, 2016

Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.

“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”

by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019

Whipped cream

Used for desserts and could be used for something else...

George: Pass the whipped cream
Jonathan: Your already fat enough

by Bennymaxlola April 26, 2020

Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out

My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.

by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018