COVID-Ø 

Read as “Covid-null.” When virologists claim that global vaccination would signal to Covid-19 that its days are numbered, before it eventually gets wiped out from Earth (and possibly from other planets as well).

The big question is: “How long would the world have to wait before COVID-Ø became a reality?”

COVID-Ø by Covido November 26, 2020

Covid-🇸🇴 

When Mohammedan pirates from Somalia are not only surviving but also thriving during the coronavirus pandemic, as they justify their sea raids on the increasing number of cargo ships passing by their coastal waters because of poverty.

Unlike the Ethiopian and Kenyan seamen whose livelihoods took a nosedive during the lockdown, Somali sea thieves were doing brisk business thanks to Covid-🇸🇴.

Covid-🇸🇴 by Covido December 25, 2020

Covid-🎄 

When an inept head of state’s early “Christmas present” to the nation is to implement more draconian measures to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which is worsening by the day, thus making it virtually impossible for people to meet up during the festive season.

In anticipation of a second wave, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is coming up with a set of restrictions for Covid-🎄, which could last a painful six months until March 2021.

Covid-🎄 by Covido September 23, 2020

Covid-👻 

When diehard party-goers insist on attending a Halloween party in the midst of the pandemic, because they conspiratorially claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of ghosts and spirits here on Earth and in Hell.

To fight Covid-👻, both QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists are reluctantly wearing “frightening” masks this Halloween to scare off the Wuhan virus.

Covid-👻 by Covido October 30, 2020

Covid-🧬👁 

When a few countries with the capability of developing a Covid-19 vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on each other’s research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.

The notorious Covid-🧬👁 perpetrators are Russia, China, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the dirty spying business.

Covid-🧬👁 by Covido November 14, 2020

Covid-🦜

When rare or thought extinct parrots and other birds were spotted during the coronavirus pandemic, when most countries were on lockdown, with air pollution and noise pollution then being at their lowest levels in decades.

If 🐬s were spotted in India’s dirty Ganges River during the lockdown, we’d not be too surprised to witness some Covid-🦜 sightings.

Covid-🦜 by Covido December 12, 2020

Covid-🇺🇸 

When the most powerful country in the world has the highest infection and mortality rates on the planet despite having the means and resources to contain the coronavirus pandemic, which only shows that inept and fake leadership was directly responsible for the millions of infections and ten of thousands of deaths nationwide—when leaders’ priority were on profits and personal interests rather than on people and principles.

Covid-🇺🇸 exposes the fake leadership of a selfish, corrupt, and inept president, who treats the number of infections and deaths as mere digits and statistics.

Covid-🇺🇸 by Covido December 15, 2020