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COVID-🎶

The hypothesis that playing slower music—one that doesn’t exceed 120 beats per minute (BPM)—in public settings, such as when people exercise in gyms, or folks dance or do aerobics in workout classes, could reduce the corona infection rate, as it is pretty hard for people in a group activity to properly wear masks or social distance.
With the new Covid-🎶 rule, a number of gym owners in Seoul are worried whether playing fast, funky K-pop songs could get them in trouble with the authorities—would they be forced to play classical or gospel music instead to reduce saliva droplets in the air?
by MathPlus July 13, 2021
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Oops COVID-it again

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.
Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!
by NeologianPJG April 23, 2020
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Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions
My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy
by LordViper June 17, 2020
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Near COVID experience

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.
"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."
by TheInfectious February 6, 2022
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Breaking Covid Guidelines

A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021
by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021
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I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.
"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"
by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022
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Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.
Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.
by YAWA December 12, 2020
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