Steamed Clam

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

Clam-Slam

When one famale is to 'slam' their vagina against another persons forhead.

"First one asleep gets a Clam-Slam from Kayleigh".

by Icemang80 August 18, 2009

Claes Mamma

Claes Mamma is a expression of saying in sweden.
It comes from yo mama yokes.
The meaning is litteraly anything.

-I own you so hard!
Claes Mamma
-Ohh, i guess you are right :(

by SweWolf October 19, 2006

jam out with your clam out...

The female equivalent of a male 'rocking out with his cock out' that is to party hardy in the Andrew W.K. sense.

Let's go girls... You're gonna jam out with your clam out...

by Fishman9898 May 21, 2008

Clamshell

Clamshell
This is when a girl thinks she is being nice by giving you a hand job, but actually hurts you by placing her fingers up and down on the head of the penis causing extreme irritation.

Joey: Lets go into the bathroom.
Rachael: Ok Joey.
Gets intimate(in a bathroom)
Joey: AHhhHHH, what the fuck are you doing? I'm leaving.

Michael: So how was rachael after all?
Joey: It hurt like hell.
Michael: Please tell me she did not clamshell you...
Joey: She did, oh she did.

by VegaStuff March 5, 2008

clam bake

When you shotgun a blunt into a woman's vagina and she queefs the hit into your mouth.

Dude, if you wanna get high, I'll call my gf. We'll do a clam bake!

by wordmakerlikeshakespear January 25, 2011

Clam Bake

As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location

Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"

by lyssiebabe February 25, 2009