just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy

by beating meat nuting off November 9, 2009

Call

In poker and some other card games: to ask to see the cards in another player's hand. This ends the bidding and the hand and reveals the winner.
This is closely related to the more general phrase: to call a bluff.

After the bidding went three rounds of raises, I called -- and lost my shirt.
He said he'd strip and streak through the championship football game for a hundred bucks. I didn't think he'd really do it so I put my money on the table and called his bluff. He lost his shirt and the rest of his clothes. And I lost $100.

by MuseAmused June 29, 2009

booty call

A call for sex.

I was mad horny, so I gave my boyfriend a booty call.

by sssara February 3, 2003

Bro Call

A Bro Call is the call of a bro in need of a VERY IMPORTANT favor or help. Every bro gets one Bro Call for each bro.

That means that he can only use one Bro Call on a bro, and his bro must respond to it UNLESS they have something that is equally or even more important than their bro's Bro Call.

If a person has already requested a Bro Call from a bro, he can ask for one more Bro Call from the same person. If that same person accepts the request, he gets an extra Bro Call. This can repeat as many times as that person accepts.

#1; "I really, REALLY need a ride to the mall."

#2; "Is that a Bro Call?"

#1; "Yeah.. I really need to get a birthday present for my girlfriend but I have no ride."

#2; "Alright. I'll take ya."

by Stormi57 November 28, 2012

real nigga roll call

a real nigga roll call usually refers to a congregation of a good size that includes the best of the best of your homies.

but in other cases time this can refer to a large strike force that you can utilize to hit someone.

for example: 2x AK gunners, a rocket man, stationary minimi gunner, 4 dual glock gunners, a pistolero, and jesus (who is gunnin'). this makes one helluva strike force

daaamn, the real niggaz be here, including jesus! its gon' be a real nigga roll call.

by superjesusx October 13, 2007

Call of Dutist

A person who believes that he knows everything about the military just because he plays a lot of call of duty games.

"I'm telling you, people in the army do 360 quick-scopes with a sniper."
"Shut up you call of dutist"

by uknwwhoitis August 28, 2011

Call of Duty Syndrome

A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability

Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here

by InvisibleWater July 3, 2012