Brady is a little kid wit a 2 cm penis, he only likes dat gay shit. But he is often smart and good at sports. but thinks he’s the shit. Can’t nut and is albino but you know he’s pretty sick.
Brady is so smart.
by 8638538538538 December 18, 2018
by bruh1122 March 03, 2025
If Jesus was reincarnated and played rocket league, pulls at the bitches with ease and Is secretly black
by Deez ballerz July 16, 2021
A total shmexy sexy lad that will destroy the absolute fuck out of you in rocket league by using the wombo combo deluxe junior. He’s not a faggot
by ThickDickDaddy37 June 22, 2021
As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.
Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.
by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 04, 2022