Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut 

A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."

She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.

Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015

Reverse Dunkin Blumpkin 

A reverse dunkin blumpkin is not something to take at a light approach. Attempting to succeed in a reverse dunkin blumpkin should only be done by persons having previous experience in blumpkins and dunkin blumpkins first.

First you sit on your partners chest, having there head just right at the angle for you to receive fellatio, while this is happening you simultaneously start to alleviate your bowels onto your partners chest. An experience known fondly as the reverse dunkin blumpkin.

"Dude, last week while i was shithoused i accidentally gave Jdunn a reverse dunkin blumpkin. I dont wanna talk about it.."

Reverse Dunkin Blumpkin by Crayola Walker January 5, 2010

wish.com blumpkin 

When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.

Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.

wish.com blumpkin by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021

hamster blumpkin 

A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.

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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.

"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.

"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"

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hamster blumpkin by scodder August 8, 2010

Abraham Blumpkin 

Immediately after you finish a blumpkin, while her lips are still on your cock, wipe your 2-hole in a back to front motion so that you get a chunk of dung on her chin; thus looking like abraham lincolns bearded chin.

SINCE SHE WAS A FECAL FREAK, I FINISHED THE NIGHT BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL BROWN ABRAHAM BLUMPKIN

Abraham Blumpkin by cheif stink-finger August 24, 2008

dunkin blumpkin 

a dumpkin blumpkin is combination of receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a crap. after you finish cumming inside the mouth of the lucky male or female you take their head and dunk it up and down in your fecal matter. this sexual move usually works best with the beer shits or any kind of diarhea for that matter. once finished with the dunkin of the partner usually a hasty exaunt is quite necessary.

Because the party was extremely crowded Willma and Dan went to the restroom to hook up. Dan sat down on the toilet in order to comfortably receive a blowjob; little did Willma know what was in store for her. Dan began shitting uncontrollably at the same time he ejaculated into her mouth. After ejaculating in her mouth Dan in a diarrhea induced rage then forcefully pushed her head in and out of the diarrhea ridden toilet bowl. Dan is such a badass because he gave Willma a dunkin blumpkin and didn't go to prison.

dunkin blumpkin by dsimmer September 2, 2009

senior blumpkin 

The act of receiving oral pleasure while taking a hot steamy shit on the toilet or in a tub

I got some mad senior blumpkin from Geoff's mom last night.

senior blumpkin by Waqas, Chris, David May 23, 2006