old blister

A late middle aged, or elderly man who is nonchalantly abrasive or rude.

“Gee, yer granpas an old blister sometimes.”

by Mclovley April 7, 2023

Beer blister

The blister that forms when you are out of practice opening twist tops

That’s a helluva beer blister you got

by Moreasstolove August 13, 2023

soccer blitz

soccer blitz.

soccer blitz.

by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023

Russian blitz

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value

Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.

by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024

Deafining Blister

when a male ejaculates inside someones ear so much the eardrums get covered deafining the person and the outside of the ear gets blisters from constant friction from the penis

all those deafining blisters last night left me deaf and my ear throbbing

by anonymous March 24, 2024

The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

by late4supper April 5, 2024

Twisted Blister

Noun:
1. Butthole/anus
2.Stinky Winky

“He’s such a Twisted Blister!”

by Racincheetah May 30, 2024