metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight

That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch

by troopa09 June 11, 2006

Mythic bitch

SOFIA - The real LIFE HEATHER CHANDLER!

SOFIA YA MYTHIC BITCH

by Heather Mackemera April 28, 2019

Ain't this a bitch

when ur pissed off at something u might say aint this a bitch meaning this sucks shit or this is fucked up.

Mom: Timmy, your little brother took a shit in your bed again.
Timmy: Aw, man! Ain't this a bitch...
Mom: Watch yo damn mouth!!!!!!

by frigginawesomenigga September 27, 2009

bitch face

Any person whose face makes them seem like they're a bitch.

Person A: @*$!3Y looks like such a bitch.
Person B: No, shes not. Her face just looks like that, she has a bitch face. Shes actually really nice.

by Webster292929 December 16, 2008

Bitch this chicken is cold

What you say after your bitch makes underheated fried chicken, followed by a slap to the face.

bitch: Here daddy.

you:omnom.. 0.0...Bitch this chicken is cold!
*SLAP*

by MrBates July 22, 2010

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!

*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!

by The Real Jink July 30, 2008

California bitch-slap

Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.

"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."

by Sir Pimps-a-slut July 26, 2006