Bear stub

When somebody with extremely short hair puts up their hair.
It's not long enough to be called a pony tail... it looks more like a bear stub.

"Hey, your hair has grown out quite a bit since last time you cut it."

"Oh.. yeah, I can kind of put it up now.. just into a bear stub though. not a ponytail."

by forcefate February 7, 2010

choc bear

A white female who has sex with a black male who then gets a tatto 'choc bear' on her inner thigh.

"Hey Sheila, did you get a choc bear last night?"

by jeff_123 September 13, 2016

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."

by c-pop June 18, 2008

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.

Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!

by Geltick January 21, 2018

tackling bears

is when you go out in persuit of bbw's/bm. in hopes to have sexual incounters. ie; a fam you like'em big huh? ain't nothing wrong with tackling bears.

1:is when you have a friend who is small in stature but prefers larger women/men ie; ("tackling bears"). 2:perfer a person that keep them warm in the winter, and provides them shade in the summer.

by E-boski October 3, 2013

A Bungle Bear

A hairy hipster who constantly bungles things up.

A bungle Bear - Zippy: Oh no what’s uncle bungle done now?

Geoffrey: What, apart from being unbearably hairy

Zippy: What! unhairaly Beary?

George: Too much, too bear

by Five_oh August 9, 2019