Mississippi Long River

When ya chick shits on yo dick.

My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.

by frellepolo October 9, 2019

st johns river

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim

Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

by https://web.roblox.com/catalog October 23, 2017

sneaky river snail

When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.

Mother fucking sneaky river snail.

I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.

by That guy fd April 4, 2017

red river club

This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle

Last night I joined Laura's Red River Club

by Bizzfirm November 23, 2017

Throw u in the river

Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..

we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub

by Spicybite December 3, 2017

Shing Mun river

Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad

Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit

You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river

by Some guy from Hong Kong May 30, 2016

The raging river of blood

Your period

Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us

Girlfriend:shut up Dave

Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you

by Lokjgfcdesfhhbjj June 2, 2016